I'm sitting in a chair, looking out into the distance. Lichenspire Cabin. That's what this place was. I barely paid much attention, being that I didn't need to do that. I knew everything already, being a god and all! ...Yeah. I'm quite a big deal. Either way, this challenge seems like it's calling out for me. A god knows everything, everything and everybody. And yet... things feel fuzzy. I decide against my own will that I should go and find the requirements sheet, even though I don't actually need it.
I move over to an unspecified area, looking at the challenge requirements sheet. Politely and stupidly labeled the "challenge requirement sheet". How creative. You guys are real fucking creative.

CRUX

In his handwriting.

Here's my very motivating speech for you! We've all gathered you here today as a test of strength. A test of... what you all have to show! We're looking for some TEAM LEADERS for LICHENSPIRE CABIN™. We are wanting you all to simply show what you all have to offer. Your strengths, your passion, what you enjoy.. you name it. We want some of the best leaders one can have, one that YOU can trust your life on.
and...

I notice he pauses in his writing like he was actively thinking through how to do this. What poor pensmanship! You don't simply just skip lines on a page and expect someone else to fill in your mistakes.

CRUX

...Where's my body? Where's my body?

That's all he wrote, but not all that's on the paper. I see in tiny text under it,

CONNIE

CHALLENGE ONE: Tell us about yourselves! This challenge is optional, and no one will be eliminated this round. Tell us about yourself! Your name, what you do for fun, your most crushing fears, ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF! Our top 4 placers this challenge will be chosen as our four team captains!

Oh my god.

THIS IS MY CHANCE.

I was BORN to lead you FOOLS! HAH! THIS IS MY CHALLENGE! I JUST NEED TO DESCRIBE MYSELF? THAT'S THE EASIEST CHALLENGE IN THE WORLD.

With that, I head out to the emptiest field in the area I could find, setting up a small camera on a stand. It looks like it's about to take my photograph. Not like I minded it that much. As long as I got this through and over with. That's all that matters for my success! I turn on said camera, the starting sound making it seem like it was about to explode.

RA

Greetings. My name's RA. Or better known as the descendent of the Ancient Egyptian Sun God, RA himself. Now, what could such a

beloved

person and treasure alike be doing somewhere like here, a forested dump and waste of time? Well, I'm here to tell you.

RA

It's quite boring being so powerful.

RA

I spend most of my days walking around luxury structures back in Egypt. Towering buildings that would make any normal beings WEEP. I spent my time working in the arts, studying vigurously in my classes and my ancestors' valued advices that was handed down to be because it NEEDED to be. I'm intelligent, talented. What else could ask for from someone like I? I can do basically anything that you mortals ask of me. ANYTHING.

RA

But... well. That even gets consuming at some points. Some days, I look in the mirror while I'm fixing my makeup and I ask myself. "Could I be doing more with my life than the normal godlike duties of someone clearly greater than all else?"

RA

But that's absolutely ludicrous. Of course I could. And that's why I deserve being here. Of course I'm already doing enough, this is just a mere hobby! You guys NEED ME. YOU GUYS NEED ME HERE!

I watch as the camera falls off of it's stand, crashing down into the grass from my small outburst. How pathetic. Modern technology doesn't even begin to take in my prowess. It doesn't understand who I am, what my ancestors stood for. Either way, I walked over to it, looking over the lense.

After that was done, I travelled back to my area. There's not much on my mind besides my past, my need to win, my need to lead... and one thing more. Just one, singular thing more.